"iamspeakingouttotheotherworld" said the exhausted technician.
"testingagain" said no one.
And so the longwinded fish finally ran out of air. He floundered and floudered until he was completely covered in sand. He caught a glimpse of himself in the water. It was weird. And yet... he kept floundering.
"THISISWHYIWASCREATED
" said the mad author, delirious with intent. He had no idea the fish was behind him. Regardless, he fell prey to the evil plan that HE HIMSELF had hatched, years earlier.